This is not a case of a script gone wrong! The film has no script to begin with! It is always a little interesting to see what a scribe-cum film analyst dishes out when it's his turn to deliver. And Samar Khan disappoints.
To begin with, wherever did he gather a rather weird ensemble of performers? And whatever happened to all his clout with film stars. All he could manage for his directorial debut was an almost over-the-hill Mahima Chaudhry and a post Munnabhai Arshad Warsi. Okay, he got Shah Rukh Khan to add some life to the climax but even Shah Rukh is not worth a two and a half hour of torture!
The film is painfully slow and boring. The entire film has dialogues that are meant to be funny but unfortunately it's only the person uttering the lackluster dialogues having a good laugh at it. The basic plot, clearly borrowed from Tom Hanks' 'The Terminal', is interesting but one needs to have a knack for building up on it.